Best Fool Sms

Girl: Pados wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti hain..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

AB TUMHARI BARI HAI

Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend: Kaise ?

Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main unk Gaal kheench k kehti..

AB AAP KI BARI HAI3

Best HAJJ Mubarak Sms

May Allah’s blessing light your way, strengthen
your faith and bring joy to your heart as you
praise and serve Him today, tomorrow and always.
Hajj Mubarak

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” Mubarak Ho Tum Sab Ko Hajj Ka Maheena
Na Thi Meri Qismat Ke DekhooN Medina
Madine Waale Ko Mera Salaam Dena
Mera Salaam Dena…

Best Greetings Sms

Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile when someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling.

Best Chocolate Day Sms

'It’s Time For Celebrating 

Best Insulting SmS

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,

Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,

Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?

Best Husband and Wife

Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook