Best Larka Vs Larki Sms

Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batana…

Girl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.

Boy: Kyun?

Girl: Woh kehti thi Koi Gadha he tujhse pyar karega.

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Girl:

HUM Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?

Boy:

Long Drive Par

Girl:

Wow

Pehle Kyun Nai Batya

Boy:

Mjhe B Abhi Pata

Chala Hai

Girl:Kaisay

BoY:Break Nai lag rhi:-)

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Ek larki larke se

agar tum ne mujhe dhund leya to hum kiss kren ge

larka: agar na dhund ska to?

larki : esa to na kaho plz main darwazy kay pechey hi chupi hon gii

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BOY:

I LOVE YOU

GIRL NE BOY SE POOCHA MAIN BHI TUMSE I LOVE YOU KAHUN TO KYA KAROGAY

BOY:

KHUSHI SE MAR JAUNGA

GIRL:

JA PAGLAY NHI KEHTI

JEELAY APNI ZINDAGI :P

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1 larka

larki ko utha k le gya

jab rape KRNy laga to bola

apny boyfriend ko

kaho k teri izzat bachaiy

larki boli: tum apna kam kro us Gando ko sms paRNy do

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Boy:- Tumhari Qameez Phati Hui He,

Girl:- Nahi Ye To Fashion He,

Boy:- Wah G Wah..

Khud Phaaro To Fashion..

Ham Phaaren To Police Station..

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Larrka:

larrkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti hy.jitna peo itna zida maza deti hy.

Larrki jl kar boli:

Larkay juce k dabbay ki tara hoty hy.jb maza anay lagta hy to khatam hojaty h

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[NEWS ALERT]

Ek sarwe se ye bat sabat hui he k

Larke larkyo se zyada nek hein

report k mutabik

jb bhi koi larka kisi larki ko dekhta he to us ki zuban se foran ye lfz ada hote hein

(Masha Allah)

(subhan Allah)

Kitni pyari larki he

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Bus Stop Par Larka Larki Se Bola: Sendil To Boht Achi Pehni Hai.

Larki: Utar Kar Dikhaoon Kiya ?,

Larka: Lo... Is Se Zyada Achi To Qameez Pehni Hai...

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Itna Qareeb Aao K Ji Bhar K Dekh Lein,

Shayad K Phir Milo To Ye Zoq-e-Nazar Na Ho.

Aaye Ho Ab K Jo Tum To Aik Shab Qayaam Kr Lo,

Shayad K Phir Guzar Ho To Mera Ghar Na Ho,

Mumkin Hai K Tarteeb-e-Waqt Main Aisa B Lamha Aaye.

K Dastak Ko Tera Hath Uthey Aur Mera Dar Na Ho.. 

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