Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,
Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..
?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi
?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
When i want to fall in love with my books….
When i want to fall in love with my books….
My bed falls in love with me….
And I believe that love the one who loves you… 
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. 
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti 
Teacher shocked… :
Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..
Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…
Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…
Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?
Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…
Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon,
Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon,
Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon..
Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon..
Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,
Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain..
Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,
Wah Wah
Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..
Tere msgs nai aa rahey
Kya baat hai bacha???
Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,
Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!
Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,
Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!
Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!
Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!
Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny.
Does your feet never hurt ??
Does your feet never hurt ??
You are always wondering around my thoughts all day long
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,
“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,
“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..
Height Of Fashion:
Height Of Fashion:
3 Year Old Baby Telling His Mum
‘Mom Pamper Zara Neechay Bandhain Baggy Look Aata Hai’
Ladki saath ho to HOTEL bill,
Ladki saath ho to HOTEL bill,
Ladki dur ho to MOBILE bill,
Ladki na mile to DARU ka bill,
isliye na lagao DIL
na Aayega BILL.
Prem Se bolo Jai Lokpal Bill…
Ladki dur ho to MOBILE bill,
Ladki na mile to DARU ka bill,
isliye na lagao DIL
na Aayega BILL.
Prem Se bolo Jai Lokpal Bill…
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