21 Sept 2013

Best Kanjoos Sms


Kabutar ja...ja...ja
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ur door ja 
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kanjoos k pas ja ke achche msg Leke a a a a... 






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khud ko kar kanjus itna ke har sms behjne sy pehle

















service centar waly caal kar k khud puchen



















paa g paki gall a bhejna aae k sending fail kariye








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Hello!

























Kia haal hai?



























Kia ho raha hai?



























Aap kahan rehte ho?



























Kitne rooms hain?



























Ghar mein TV hai?



























Kon se chennals aate hain?



























Table hai?



























Chair bhi hogi



























Janwar paalte ho?



























Billi hai?



























Music sunte ho?



























Phir audio system bhi hoga



























Nalka hai?



























Pani aata hai?



























Fridge hai?



























Fan hai ya AC?



























Phone hai?



























Wire less hai?



























Mobile hai?



























Nokia hai ya koi aur?



























Sim hai?



























Balance bhi hoga



































To SMS q nahi karte?








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Aaj mere pass









Mobile hy











Number hy











Charger hy











Battery hy











Balance hy











Tumhare pass kiya hy?











Hy koi msg?











To bhej do











Agar nahi to











Mobile bech do. 








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!!!!!






*Mubarak ho*














SMS na kaRNe pe






Aapko






Award






of "Kanjoosi" 2013






diya jata ha.






Thanks ki koi baat nae ap ka haq ha 






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1 kanjoos tha,


Bilkul kanjoos tha,


Khalis kanjoos tha,


Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,


Aap mat ghabrao


Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha, 






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Arey arey 


kia hua? 


Agar sms k paise nai to is mei paon paKRNe wali kya baat hai 






Uth jao 






Phir kabhi sms bhej dena 






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khud ko kar kanjus itna ke har sms behjne sy pehle






service centar waly caal kar k khud puchen






paa g paki gall a bhejna aae k sending fail kariye 






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ap k *Chehre* pe Noor ki *Smile* hai





ap k pas *Mehnga* Mobile hai 




Ap k *Inbox* mai sms ki *Lambi* file hai




pr *sms* Nhe krte kia *Faqeero* wala *Style* hai 








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