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LARKI, CHACHI SHADI K BAD KYA HOTA HAI.?

CHACHI, BETA HONA KYA HAI BAS,

SARA DIN CHULLAI AGGY TAI

SARI RAT LULLY AGGY

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aak bache ne apni nicker utaar kar aak bachi se kaha k tumhare paas yeh hai.......

Bachi ne apni shalwar utaar kar kaha ke mama kehti hai jis ke paas yeh hoti hai use wo bhut mil jate hain..........

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NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH

after BLOOD TEST.

THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .

NURSE:y r u DANCING.

SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

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Lady Teacher : Bacho meri nermi ka fahida na utaho mai kabhi naram hoti hon to kabhi sakht bhi hoti hon. Student : Miss ap to bilkul meri 'LULLI' jaisi hain.

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yeh sab ne kya hall bana rakha ha....

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Bachiya chor ker bacho ko londa bana rakha ha....

.....2014 shoro ho gaya ha.....

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.oye pathano insan ban jana . 

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Karachi oR Mujh Me Zyada Farq Nahi

…FARAZ…

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Farq

Itna Hai K Karachi K Halaat Set Nahi Hote,

oR Mujh Se Bachi Set Nahi Hoti.

(“,)

>))>

_/_DEKH yaar.

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hakeem ny 1 pathan ka elaj karte howe dawai k toor par aurat ka doodh bataya pathan ny bare mushkil sy ek aurat ko razee kiya aur doodh chosny laga.

aurat joosh me a kar seskne wali awaz main bolee :

khan sab aur b agar kisi cheez ki zaroorat ho to batao

pathan ny neeche sy awaz dee keh agar iss ke sath biskat bhi ho to acha ho ga :)

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ladki ki vidai k waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai "ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai"

dulha bolta hai "don't worry jate hi loot lunga

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Jinke paas hai...

woh haath me leke hilate hai,

jinke paas nahi hai...

woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai

BOLO KYA?

Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH

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Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sath janam diya.

Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi

Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…!!!!

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Wife:main amairca say tmharay liye kiya gift laun

hsbnd:

1 amrican larki

wapce pay wife pas atay howay

hsbnd: maira gft?

Wife:9 mah intzaar karo

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Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,

Sirf Line Maro Yaar :)

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