21 Nov 2013

Best English Puzzle Sms


Only For Unmarried.
Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance Hain.
Koi Ek Select Karen.
A,
B,
S,
N,

E,
F,
T,
Y,
R,
K.
Reply Mst
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Answer is
A…00%
B…50%
S…100%
N…90%
E…10%
F…75%
T…05%
Y..60%
R…98%
K…20%.

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General Knowledge..
1) Wo kon si jagah hai jahan suraj ki kiran sirf 1 bar parri ab Qayamat tak nahi parregi.?
Ans: darya-e-neel ka centre..
2) Wo kya hai jo piya jata hai khaya nahi.?
Ans:ghussaa.
3) Wo kon hai jis ne jhoot bola or jannat men jayega.?
Ans:fir’on ki biwi aasia.
4) Wo kon hai jis ne sach bola or jahannum men jayega.?
Ans:chipkali (lizard).
5) Insan k jism men Rooh k rahnay ki jagah kahan hai.?
Ans: shehrag.
plz share it wid ur frndz..

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1) Agar aap race mein doosray number pe aanay walay ko overtake kar gaye toh aap kaunsi position pe huay?
Ans:2nd
2) Wo kya cheez hai jo hathi jitni bari hai mgr uska wazan koi nahi hota? Hathi ka saya
3) Wo kya cheez hai jo din rat dorti hai magr us k koi paao’n nahi hote?
Ans: Waqt

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It’s challenge
ise ki english mai translate kar0. .
“humari billi hume hi miyaun”
Rep fast.
Answer is
My Tutor My Foot

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(Challnge)
Purane zmane me 1baba ji bachi or 1bakri k sath ja rhe thy.rasty me 1admi ne unse 3 swal poche.
1:apki umr kitni hy?
2:is bchi se apka kia rishta hy?
3:is bakri ki kia qimat hy?
Baba ji ne sirf 1lafz kaha or un sb swalo ka jwab de diya..
Btaiye wo lafz kia tha?reply mUST.
Ans>> Nawasi(89)

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(Challnge)
Purane zmane me 1baba ji bachi or 1bakri k sath ja rhe thy.rasty me 1admi ne unse 3 swal poche.
1:apki umr kitni hy?
2:is bchi se apka kia rishta hy?
3:is bakri ki kia qimat hy?
Baba ji ne sirf 1lafz kaha or un sb swalo ka jwab de diya..
Btaiye wo lafz kia tha?reply mUST.
Ans>> Nawasi(89)

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Du u know Amrica has a state(Riyasat) in pakistan…!!
The name of the State is
Lalam USA
Talking abt
Lalamusa

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Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai
.
Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
.
Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota
.
CHALLANGE
.
Reply Fast.
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ans >>Kafan


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1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy?
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Ans>> Black and white bhi tu colours hotay hain ….. Simple



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