21 Nov 2013

Best Urdu Remix Sms


Jaane tu ya jaane na
CLASS VERSI0N
Kabhi kabhi tou lage classr00m me rahi na khushi or
na maza…Kabhi kabhi tou lage har class mushkil
or har sum ek khata…Aise me koi kese apne teacher
 ko parhane se roke…0r kese koi soch ley Everyday’s
gonna B sunday!!! :-D


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Old SOng And Remix SOng Me KYa FArq HAi?
“Old Song”
DAncer 6 FuTt LAmbay KapRay PEhan KR NACHTI THi
“REmix SOng”
DAncer Ne 6 Inch K KApray PEhnay H0tay HAin


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A Parody Of Zong Song
Enjoy Krte Raho
Tv Dekhte Raho
Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke
Pharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam Me
To Cheatng Karte Raho
Pass Hote Raho
Result Per Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Turu Run Ru Ru Run Ru Ru Ru Ru Run



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You Know That Old Saying
Strike While The Iron Is Hot ??
Well That’s A Pretty Dumb Saying
Coz
I’ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt Like Hell Too


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Quotable Quotes
To be is to do. (by Socrates)
To do is to be.(by Plato)
To be or not to be.(by Shakespeare)
Do be do be do. (by Scooby do) ;) :D


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I May Walk Slowly..
But…I Never Walk Backwards…
-Abraham Lincon
I Don’t Need To Walk..Bcoz…
I Have Bike..
Malik . . .

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Meri Shadi Ke Mauqe Per Us Ne Mujh Se Kaha FARAZ…..
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY . . . . . . . ;->/

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If aNy fAt gIrL CrosS U…
But Come bacK 2 U At Listening Of Ur WhistLe. . .
Th?S SituaTiOn iZ Ca|LD. . . .
“GOLMAAL
RETURN”



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Part | |
If aNy fAt gIrL CrosS U…
But Come bacK 2 U At Listening Of Ur WhistLe. . .
Th?S SituaTiOn iZ Ca|LD. . . .
“GOLMAAL
RETURN” . . . :d :p ;->

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Lub Pe Ati H? Dua ?an k Tamana Mri
Zindgi ?omb ?e Ho Mehfoz khudaya Mri
Na koi ?omb Damaka ?e Ura De Muj ko
Muft Ma Jam-?-?hahadat Na Pila De Muj ko
Mra Allah Larai ?e ?achana Muj ko
Tr ?ikha De koi ?andoq ?halana Muj ko
Naam-?-Islam ki Hurmat ko ?acha Le ?a R??
Waqt k ?ary Kamino ko Utha Le ?a R??


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