“Aur beta, kya kar rahe ho aajkal?”
“Aur beta, kya kar rahe ho aajkal?”
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“Bass isi question se bach raha hun, aunty. 8-P
Jalebi” Ko English Mein “SYRUP FILLED RING"
“Knowledge”
“Jalebi” Ko English Mein “SYRUP FILLED RING”
Aur
“Pakoray” Ko English main “FRITTERS” Kehte Hein
Kuch seekh lo yar.har waqt pochtay rehte ho sabse
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Main tou bachpan se hi intelligent hon;-)B-)
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Ab batao beta k chocolate ko urdu me kia khte hain
My GIRLFRIEND Asked Me ? Facebook Or Me ?
My GIRLFRIEND Asked Me ? Facebook Or Me ?
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Sometimes I Really Miss her.. :P
What is WILLPOWER ::
What is WILLPOWER ::
It is When you see 30
Notification, 20 grls
Msgs and 10 items
requests?..:o
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And still you Click
?LOGOUT?and?Stu dy??
Interviewer: There are 500
Interviewer: There are 500
bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That’s easy, 499
Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It’s lion’s birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday.
Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died.
Why?
Applicant: Err….I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.
“2 aurton ko 20 sal ki saza mli 20
“2 aurton ko 20 sal ki saza mli 20 sal ek 7 jail me guzarne k bad jb 2no riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha:
“Chalo ab baqi baten ghr phnch kr krte hyn” ;
Serious question
Serious question
If Harry Potter has magical power…
Why the hell he needs to wear glasses?
Intresting confusions;-
Intresting confusions;-
1.kya aap paani k andar ro sakty hain?
2. kya fish ko piyaas lagti hai?
3. birds sotay huye tree sy girte kyun nahi?
4. ELFI apni bottle sy kyun nahi chipakti?
5. ‘I LOVE U’ sawal nahi to phir hamesha iska jawab kyun maanga jaata hai?
Do you have any idea???
Rply.. |D <:O ;}
Stupid questions people ask in obvious situations
Stupid questions people ask in obvious situations
1. At market: hey! What r u doing here?
Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here.
2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Ans :not at all. I’m on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?
3.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal:
sorry! Were u sleeping?
Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping,hw dumb!
4.When you see a friend with evidently short hair : hey! Hv u had a haircut?
Ans: nah! Its autumn season n I m shedding…
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