3 Nov 2013

Best Urdu Rude Sms


How Dogs and Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.

Best Mathematics Sms

Prove dat 2/10=2!
japanese student:wrong question
indian student:nahi ho sakta
american student:it’s strange ,how is it possible?
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Best Break Up Sms


Kismt Buri Ya Mein Bura Ye Faisla Na
Ho Saka….
“D_G”
Mein Hr kisi Ka Ho Gaya Mere koi Na
Ho Saka….

Best Happy Diwali Sms


Good Fortune,
Purity,
Prosperity,
May Lord Ganesha Bless You
With All His Charms.
Today And Years To Come.
Wishing You A Very Happy Diwali.

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