Best Urdu Poetry Sms ( Funny )

Mohabt K Raste me hr wqt dard mlega

Me Sochta hun Is Raste pr Clinic Khol

Lon,

Mast Chale Ga

(,”)kya bolti?

Best Urdu Peotry Sms (Broken Heart)

Uthar jaty Hain Kuch Log Dil

Men is Qadar,

“D_G

Best Poetry Urdu Sms (Friendship)

Mil kr karty thy mazak jin k sath,

Aj un doston se milne ko Dil trasta hy,

Hr pal Muskraty thy jo chehry,

Aj unhe dekhny ko Dil trsta hy

Best English Halloween Sms

Where there is no imagination

there is no horror.

~Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr.

Best Urdu General Knowledge Sms

Aik Cheez Insaan Mein Nahi Hai

“Saber(Patient)”

Aik Cheez Zameen Mein Nahi Hai

“Takabur(Arrogant)”

Best English Information Sms

Elephants Are the only animals that can not Jump

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The happier you are, the less sleep you require to function in everyday life. Sadness increases your urge to sleep more.

Best Urdu Tears Sms

Koi Rasta Nahi Dua Ke siva..

Koi Sunta Nahi Khuda Ke siva..

Mainee bhi Zindgi ko Karib se

Dekha He Dost?

Muskil Me Koi Sath Nahi Deta

Ansu Ke Siva?..!

Best English Tongue twisters

A doctor is not well and goes to another doctor doctoring to doctor him…

Will The doctor know how the doctor want 

the doctor to doctor the doctor???

Best English Puzzle Sms

Only For Unmarried.

Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance Hain.

Koi Ek Select Karen.

A,

B,

S,

N,

Best Urdu Remix Sms

Jaane tu ya jaane na

CLASS VERSI0N

Kabhi kabhi tou lage classr00m me rahi na khushi or

na maza…Kabhi kabhi tou lage har class mushkil

or har sum ek khata…Aise me koi kese apne teacher

 ko parhane se roke…0r kese koi soch ley Everyday’s

gonna B sunday!!! :-D

Best Urdu Bangali Sms

Zindagi me kamyabi ki MANZIL k liye KHWAB

Zindagi me kamyabi ki MANZIL k liye KHWAB zaruri hai !! 

Aur khwab dekhne k liye NEEND !! 

To apni MANZIL ki pehli sidi chadho !! 

Aur ….. SO JAO!! GUD NITE

Best Urdu Allama Iqbal Poetry

Sar Shak-E-Chashm-E-Muslim Mein Hai Neesan Ka Asar Paida

Khalil-Allah (A.S.) Ke Darya Mein Hon Ge Phir Guhar Paida

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Best Urdu Rude Sms

How Dogs and Women are alike?

Neither believe that silence is golden,

Neither can balance a checkbook &

Both put too much value on kissing.

Best Mathematics Sms

Prove dat 2/10=2!

japanese student:wrong question

indian student:nahi ho sakta

american student:it’s strange ,how is it possible?

!

Best Break Up Sms

Kismt Buri Ya Mein Bura Ye Faisla Na

Ho Saka….

“D_G”

Mein Hr kisi Ka Ho Gaya Mere koi Na

Ho Saka….

Best Happy Diwali Sms

Good Fortune,

Purity,

Prosperity,

May Lord Ganesha Bless You

With All His Charms.

Today And Years To Come.

Wishing You A Very Happy Diwali.

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