27 Nov 2013

Best Urdu Poetry Sms ( Funny )

Mohabt K Raste me hr wqt dard mlega
Me Sochta hun Is Raste pr Clinic Khol
Lon,
Mast Chale Ga
(,”)kya bolti?

Best Urdu Peotry Sms (Broken Heart)

Uthar jaty Hain Kuch Log Dil
Men is Qadar,
“D_G

Best Poetry Urdu Sms (Friendship)

Mil kr karty thy mazak jin k sath,
Aj un doston se milne ko Dil trasta hy,
Hr pal Muskraty thy jo chehry,
Aj unhe dekhny ko Dil trsta hy

26 Nov 2013

Best English Halloween Sms

Where there is no imagination
there is no horror.
~Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr.

Best Urdu General Knowledge Sms

Aik Cheez Insaan Mein Nahi Hai
“Saber(Patient)”
Aik Cheez Zameen Mein Nahi Hai
“Takabur(Arrogant)”

24 Nov 2013

Best English Information Sms

Elephants Are the only animals that can not Jump
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The happier you are, the less sleep you require to function in everyday life. Sadness increases your urge to sleep more.

Best Urdu Tears Sms

Koi Rasta Nahi Dua Ke siva..
Koi Sunta Nahi Khuda Ke siva..
Mainee bhi Zindgi ko Karib se
Dekha He Dost?
Muskil Me Koi Sath Nahi Deta
Ansu Ke Siva?..!

Best English Tongue twisters

A doctor is not well and goes to another doctor doctoring to doctor him…
Will The doctor know how the doctor want 
the doctor to doctor the doctor???

21 Nov 2013

Best English Puzzle Sms


Only For Unmarried.
Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance Hain.
Koi Ek Select Karen.
A,
B,
S,
N,

Best Urdu Remix Sms


Jaane tu ya jaane na
CLASS VERSI0N
Kabhi kabhi tou lage classr00m me rahi na khushi or
na maza…Kabhi kabhi tou lage har class mushkil
or har sum ek khata…Aise me koi kese apne teacher
 ko parhane se roke…0r kese koi soch ley Everyday’s
gonna B sunday!!! :-D

Best Urdu Bangali Sms


Zindagi me kamyabi ki MANZIL k liye KHWAB
Zindagi me kamyabi ki MANZIL k liye KHWAB zaruri hai !! 
Aur khwab dekhne k liye NEEND !! 
To apni MANZIL ki pehli sidi chadho !! 
Aur ….. SO JAO!! GUD NITE

19 Nov 2013

Best Urdu Allama Iqbal Poetry


Sar Shak-E-Chashm-E-Muslim Mein Hai Neesan Ka Asar Paida

Khalil-Allah (A.S.) Ke Darya Mein Hon Ge Phir Guhar Paida

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3 Nov 2013

Best Urdu Rude Sms


How Dogs and Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook &
Both put too much value on kissing.

Best Mathematics Sms

Prove dat 2/10=2!
japanese student:wrong question
indian student:nahi ho sakta
american student:it’s strange ,how is it possible?
!

Best Break Up Sms


Kismt Buri Ya Mein Bura Ye Faisla Na
Ho Saka….
“D_G”
Mein Hr kisi Ka Ho Gaya Mere koi Na
Ho Saka….

Best Happy Diwali Sms


Good Fortune,
Purity,
Prosperity,
May Lord Ganesha Bless You
With All His Charms.
Today And Years To Come.
Wishing You A Very Happy Diwali.

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25 Oct 2013

Best Double Meaning Sms

Ap”P.A.G.A.L” ho
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.
.
.
Ghussa nahi krna
mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho
.
.
.

Best Online Sms

I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go…

Best Muharram Sms

Ajab Shan Hy Hussain Tmhare Lashkar Ki
Kahan Se Dhoondh K Lain Misaal ASGHAR Ki
Sitara Ab B Fajar Ka Udaas Hota Hy
Sunai Deti Hy Ab Bhi Azaan Akber Ki….

Best Extra Sms

Mere zabt ki sab dete hain misaalain lekin,
Isi shoq mein insaan se pathar ho geya hoon mein..

Best What Is Love ?

What Is Love ? 
?
?
and why does love never find me 
Instead Broken Hearts Surround Me 
And once again the wrong man found me 
Saying he wouldn't hurt me 
but in the end he didn't deserve ........


17 Oct 2013

Best Miscellaneous Sms

barso baad na jaane kya hoga ,
hum logon me se na jane kon kaha hoga,
fir milna huva to milenge khwabon me,
jese sookhe goolab milte hai kitabon me.

Best Sorry Sms



Meri khata pe naraz na hona

na apni pyari si muskan khona

kasam hai tumhe

SANAM mujhe maut bhi aajae to mat rona

16 Oct 2013

Best Eid Mubarak Image Sms

Jab kabhi bin mangy ap
per khushion ki barsaat ho,
jab kabhi ap ka dil
anjaani khushi se betaab ho,
to samaj lena koi aap ko
duaon main yaad kar raha
hai. 
Happy Eid


Teh-E-Dil
Sy
Eid Mubarak


Best Marriage Quotes

“Marriage: Love is the reason. Lifelong friendship is the gift. Kindness is the cause. Til’ death do us part is the length.”

Best Golden Rule

To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)

15 Oct 2013

Best Urdu Dost Sms


We have known each other by chance,
Became friends by choice,
Still friends by decision,
and when we say Friends Forever,
Thats definitely a lifetime Promise

Best Mohabbat Quotes



Mohabbat Ki Bat Mat Kijiye Muje Acha Nahi Lgta
K Ab Kisi Ki Mohabbat Pe Aitbar Karna Muje Acha Nahi Lgta
Apno Se Barh K Chaha Tha Jise Maine
Shayad Is Tarah Se Chahna Kisi Ko Acha Nhi Lgta
Guzar Jayen Jo Din Wo Wapis Nahi Ate
Lekin Un Dino Ko Yaad Karna Muje Acha Nhi Lagta
Muje Maloom Hai Wo Shaks Kitna Bawafa Tha
Kisi Ko Bewafa Kehna Muje Acha Nhi Lagta.
Zakhm To Bohut Diye Hain Usne Muje
Zakhm Hum B Dete Magar Badla Lena Muje Acha Nhi Lagta.

Best Fool Sms


Girl: Pados wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti hain..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

AB TUMHARI BARI HAI

Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend: Kaise ?

Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main unk Gaal kheench k kehti..

AB AAP KI BARI HAI3

14 Oct 2013

Best HAJJ Mubarak Sms


May Allah’s blessing light your way, strengthen
your faith and bring joy to your heart as you
praise and serve Him today, tomorrow and always.
Hajj Mubarak

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” Mubarak Ho Tum Sab Ko Hajj Ka Maheena
Na Thi Meri Qismat Ke DekhooN Medina
Madine Waale Ko Mera Salaam Dena
Mera Salaam Dena…

8 Oct 2013

Best Greetings Sms

Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile when someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling.

21 Sept 2013

Best Larka Vs Larki Sms



Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batana…

Girl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.

Boy: Kyun?

Best Kanjoos Sms


Kabutar ja...ja...ja

Best Love Quotes Sms



If a person is Silent 
it does't mean He is unknown of Fun, 
Enjoyment &Thrills. 
But It means Life has taught Him 
some Lessons which has made Him Silent 


Best Love English Sms


I wont say "I'll never make u cry";

But I'll make u smile before ur tears get dry...


Best Kiss Sms



Kiss me and you will see stars

Best Good Morning Sms



Be the sky above you,
blue Soft be the road below you,

Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.


Good Morning.

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Best Easter Sms

May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter

Best Earth Day Sms

Take Good care of your Earth
Earth Protect us
We must Protect it too.
Happy Earth Day 2013
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Best Dua Sms/Prayers In Urdu





Tu jhan rhay meri DUA ki chaon ho
Chahay wo koi sheher ho ya gaon ho
Teri ankh mai nami na ho
ksi shay ki tujhko kami na ho
Tujy jo lagay wo nazar na ho
Ksi dukh ko teri khbar na ho
Teri rah mai QOS-e-QAZAH rahay
Razi tujh say RAB ki RAZA rahay
Khushi teray paon ki dhool ho
Dua meri ye kabool ho!
(Amin)

Best Dreams Quotes

 "I dream of you when I'm asleep, you even appear when I'm awake daydreaming. There is no escaping you. I just wish it was true."

Best Diwali Sms


Best Cute Cool Sms


Best Christmas Sms


Best Celebrity Sms


Best Bakra Eid Sms


Hope that Allah bestows his choicest blessings on us, and our association grows stronger every year. Wishing you joy and prosperity on Eid-ul-Adha!

Best Marriage sms

Har insan azad paida hota hai

Har insan azad paida hota hai
Magar
In mein se bohot se Na Shukry
.
.
.

Best Funny Question

“Aur beta, kya kar rahe ho aajkal?”


“Aur beta, kya kar rahe ho aajkal?”
.
.
.
.
.
.

11 Sept 2013

Best Quaid e Azam Day sms


May Allah bless you with


May Allah bless you with Success and prosperity Main Quaid-E-Azam Ki Pictures Jama (Ikathi) Kar

Best HAPPY NEW YEAR #2017 SMS/Messages



HAPPY NEW YEAR  #2017
SMS/Messages 


Μay you take Α leap forward Τhis Νew Year, Τake on Νew Adventures, Step on Νew roads that yοu can explore, Αchieve new Ηeights … Ηave a Happy Νew Year.

Best Abbreviation sms,




“BOYS”


“BOYS”
B: Badmasion ma sub se aagy.
O: Ollu ke tarha raat ma jagy.

10 Sept 2013

Best Good luck sms




I wish u “All the very GUD LUK


With my
1 Heart…
2 eyes…
5 litre blood…

Congratulation sms





CONGRATS TO THE NEWLY WEDS


WE R BACK ONLINE!!!!!!! YEAHHHH!!!!! CHANGED CARRIERS!!! A.T.&T AINT WORTH A FLIP!!! JUST HOPE TIME WARNER WILL BE BTR. ABOUT OUTTA OPTIONS…. ANYWAYS…… BEAUTIFUL WKEND@

14 May 2013

Best Flirt sms

Today,tommorow and yesterday there will be

flirt sms

Best Faraz sms

Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai

faraz sms

Best Exam Sms

Air and students have the same mentality
How?
Dont you know how ?

Best Dhokka Sms

Bas intaha hai choriye bas rahnay dijiye

Best Good Night Sms







Kab mehkti he bhala raat ki RAANI din men.,
Shehr soya to teri yaad ki khushboo jagi…!!

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Night is longer than day
for those who DREAM
and
Day is longer than night
for those who make their
DREAMS come true.
Wish you Good Night
and Sweet Dreams!




You hold the most loveliest part in my life
good night sms
One day i may die without even saying good bye to you.
But i will never forget to say thank you,
Because you hold the most loveliest part in my life.
and I will always be thankful to you …

Suna Hai Woh Ghussy Me Har
Cheez Tor Daity Hain..!!

“Ufff”
Hamara To’Dil’HaiUn K Pass,
Khuda Khair Kary.


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Yaad aati hai to jara kho lete hai.
Ansu aankho se utar aya to ro lete h.
neend to nhi aati aankho me lekin aap
sapno me ayange is liye so lete hai
good night

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Khoobsurat aankhain teri
raat ko jaagna choor day,
khud ba khud neend aa jayegi
tu mujhey soochna choor day.
Good Night

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Dard Hai Dil Me Par
Iska Ehsas Nahi Hota,
Rota Hy Dil Jab Wo
Pas Nahi Hota

Bar’bad Ho Gaye Hum
Un k Pyar Mein
Or Wo Kehte Hain Is
Tarah Pyar Nahi Hota
G00d Night


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Apno k liye duwa mangna fitrat hai hmari
Har apna khush rahe hasrat hai hmari

Koi hamko yaad kare na kare
Apno ko roz yaad krna aadat hai hmari..
Good night


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Ik Hijr-E-Musalsal Hy,
Ansu Hen Mery Sathi,
Kuch Khuwab Puranay Hen,
Kuch Paas Nahi Baaqi,
Teray Paas Chala Aaon!
Teri Neend Chura Laon,
Mere Dil Se Najane Q,
Ye Khuwaish Nahi Jaati,
Din Rat Tumhen Dekhon,
0r Pyaar Kiye Jaon! Meri Aankhon

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Best Tanhai Sms

Aik pehchaani si awaaz aati hai mujheyy..

26 Apr 2013

Best Judai sms

Koi sawaal jo poochay to kia kahoon us se?

Judaii Shayari


Best Punjabi sms

Hussan ki taup ka gola mara, Tera kakh 

Punjabi Shayari

Hussan ki taup ka gola mara, tera kakh na rahe.
Tujh pe gir jaye qutbi tara, tera kakh na rahe,

Banking council waley teri har shay qarqi kar dain,
Charh jaye tujh pe qarzaa bhara, tera kakh na rahe,


25 Apr 2013

Best Dard Bhare sms

Jab se tu mujh ko hai chorr kar gaya. .


Ye dil ka hansta hua sheher bayabaa’n ho gaya. .


Best Bewafa sms(Broken Heart)

Bicharte Lamhe, 

Usne Kaha, 

Jee Na Paon Gi, 

Tumhare Bin, 

Phir Aaj Muddat Baad, 

Best Yaad sms (Miss You)


Koi aur hi kaam somp do mujhe ab tum,
Yeh kya tujhe sochna aur sochtey hi rehna..

24 Apr 2013

Best Islamic Shayari

Best Islamic Shayari

Rashq karta hai falak aesi zameen par,


Jispe do chaar gharri zikr e khuda hota hai..

Karam jab Aaall-e-Nabi ka shareek hota hai,

Karam jab Aaall-e-Nabi ka shareek hota hai,

Bigar bigar ke har kaam theek hota hai..

Best Dua Shayari


Khuda naseeb kare un ko khushiyan saari,


20 Apr 2013

Best Friendship sms


tum apni khas hifazat kiya KARO DOST

tum apni khas hifazat kiya KARO DOST


Best Broken Heart Sms

Words From Broken Heart
Words From Broken Heart:
" I Said My Heart Is Urs..

Best Birthday Sms

***/****/****/****
***/****/****/****
***||****||****||******
***||****||****||******
**(-----------------)*****

18 Apr 2013

Best Love sms


Love meanz to see


'Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one! '

17 Apr 2013

Best Cool sms

Life means



'Life means..
A rainy evening,
6 frnds,
heavy rain,
One car..:)

Life means..
maggi noodles,
a hostel room,
3:25 a.m.. ;)

Life means..
1 paper,
1 night,1 book,
8 duffers:p



Best Bless sms

Wh0 DeseRIve It


'caRe 0nly f0r th0se wh0 deseRIve It.... 0therwise, we aRe n0t jokeRs t0 enteRtain eveRy 0ne....'

14 Apr 2013

Best Youm-E-Difa SMS

Shaheedon k Lahoo           
'Jab tak na jalen Deep shaheedon k Lahoo se

Kehtay hen k Jannat me charaghaan nahi hoti.....

13 Apr 2013

Wallpapers Peotry

Best Romantic sms




'Us Ki Zulfen Then,
LaB_O_Ruksar Thy or Hath Mery,
.
.

Best Funny sms

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Best Sad/Udas Peotry sms

Zamanay mein dukh tou aur bhi boht they lekin. .

Zamanay mein dukh tou aur bhi boht they lekin