Girl: Pados wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti hain..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
AB TUMHARI BARI HAI
Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main unk Gaal kheench k kehti..
AB AAP KI BARI HAI3
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Number choose karen 1 se 10
tak aur
Main ap ko bataon ga k ap ki
personality kesi hy..
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Bal k yaar ap rehny hi do.
Ap wyse hi chawal sy lgtein hyn.
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What is that thing called when your crush likes you back
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oh yeah, imagination
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Q: Why dogs do not marry?
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A: Bcoz they are already leading a dogs life! :D
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I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Dont be so confused, I love other alphabets too
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You are a DONKEY
D 4 decent
O 4 outclass
N 4 nice
K 4 kind
E 4 excelent
Y 4 young
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Love is in the air?
Wrong
Nitrogen, oxygen and carbon dioxide are in the air
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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try to change your finger! Catch another fool!
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Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
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