27 Nov 2013

Best Urdu Poetry Sms ( Funny )

Mohabt K Raste me hr wqt dard mlega
Me Sochta hun Is Raste pr Clinic Khol
Lon,
Mast Chale Ga
(,”)kya bolti?

<))>ho tum?
Compodr banaoOGe?
Panadol K moun Wali…..

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Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai
Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai
Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai
Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai
Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.
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Daastaan-e-Ishq Mein Lazawal-e-Wafa
Ho Jaa…..
Musalsal Khafa Hi Rehna Hy
To Dafa Ho Ja Dafa Ho Ja..
Ghalib ka B.P high hy aj yar:D
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: £ÅMßÀR irshad Farmate hain.:-)
“ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo”
Agr Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To.
Film Tere Naam Dekh Lo….:-)
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Sumundar sy keh do apni mojain sanbhal
K rakhy… :-P
Zindagi me tofaan laany k lye”Susral”
walay hi kaafi he…!
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Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
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zyada mat socho ye sab bakwas hai.
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Ek Bewafa ki yaad me maine Haatho me Jam Utha liya
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Phir lagaya bread pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.
Moral: Saare Ashiq Bewade nhi hote,
kuch Bhookhe bhi hote hai….
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Special english shayari:
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.’The janaza of aashiq is nikla from
the gali
of mehbuba with very zor-shor,
‘The janaza of aashiq is nikla from
the gali
of mehbuba with very zor-shor,
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The mehbuba jhaaki from the door&
boli,
Mar gaya haramkhor’
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“”Us ne Mujh Se poocha
Mafhom-e-Ghalat Fehmi Kiya Hai…?
Main ne muskura K kaha”Tum Se
Umeed-e-Pizza-o-pepis Rakhna” :-P
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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa
JosH
Aaya..
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“D_G” ko
Wah!
Wah!
Wah!!
Wah!!
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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa
JosH
Aaya…
Phirrrrr…?
Phir kya.!
Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU
Me Hosh
Aaya.
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Jo mushkil se mily
wo hy
(khushi)
jo kisi kisi ko mily
Wo hy
(pyar)
jo sbko mily
wo hy
(gham)
jo nseb walon ko mily
wo hy
(‘:’)
<) (>(HUM).
Hai na bt me Dum
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Ishq krna hai to phir dard bhi sehna seekho,
Warna aisa kro apni oqaat me rehna seekho . . .
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(_”)/
)))
! /_Aj Ghalib ka subha sy B.P high hai. :-
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Engineering College Student:
“Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat Nahi Hoti
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Bina Beer Aur Daaru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi Hoti
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Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost
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Yahan Bina Maa Bahan Ke Baat Nahi Hoti..
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Hamen Shadi ka koi shoq nhi hy..
“D_G”
Ye to mustaqbil me aane wale bachon
ki zid hy.
K
Hum Abu,Ammi Chahiye…
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NA Hath Tham Sake Na pakr Saka
Us Ka Daaman,
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Bohat khamoshi se chala Gaya Koi
meri jaib Kaat Kr..
(“.)/O Teri pain
/))no!
_//_mashoq di
photo te dy ja 1 e see..
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Killing shayari by a girl for her boyfriend:
aap aaye to bahar aa gyi
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aap aaye to bahar aa gyi,
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wrna
kab se mai ander hi baithi thi..
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