Best Urdu Rude Sms

How Dogs and Women are alike?

Neither believe that silence is golden,

Neither can balance a checkbook &

Both put too much value on kissing.

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Tumhary Sath Chaltay

Hein Hazaroon Chahnay

Wala…

Mery Honay Na Honay Sy

Tumhay Kiya Fark Parhta

Ha.

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Roses are red Watches are gold

Get on your knees and do what your told

Roses are red, Violets are black

Why is your chest as flat as your back

Roses are Red Violets are Blue

the Monkey like you should be kept on the zoo

roses are red, violets are blue

i cough a lot, because i have flu :(

roses are red violet are blue

my heart is lonely with out you

Roses are red, Violets are blue

i Am at work, With nothing to do. :)

Roses are redViolets are blue

You are my best friend I’m glad I met you

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Kabhi Hayat Ki Zaa’min,

Kabhi Waseela-e-Maot

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Dost

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Nigah-e-Yaar Tera Bhi

Koi Aitbar Nahin..!

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Gawah Apny Bayano’n Sy

Phir Gaya Warna…

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Main Apny Jurm Ka Iqraar

Krny Wala Tha…!

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Maazi Pe Guftogo

Sy Wo Ghabra Rahey

Thy Aaj,

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Main Ny Bhi Aaj Baat

Wohi Baar Baar Ki..*

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Raha Na Dil Mein

Wo Bedard Aur Dard

Raha…

Muqeem Kon Hua

Muqeem Kis Ka Tha….

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Waqt mila unhein to humain

bhe yaad kar hi lein gy wo

D_G….!

Fursat k auqaat mein hum

bhe barey khas hy un ke liye…!