Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga
Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,
Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?
Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge
Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...
Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..
admi:
Kiun?
Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair
Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.
Admi: kiun bhai??
Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the
Hahahaha
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Kya Faayda Hua hai Ab Intazaar Karke ? ?
Gardish me aa gaye hai..Hum Tumse Pyar Karke..
Is Daur me Wafa ka ..Hum Karobaar Karke....
Sunnat nibha rahe hai..Dushman se Pyar Karke....0321-1234567
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jab apko tatti na aye,
baithe-bauthe thak jaye,
bor ho jaye.
presure b na aye.
yaad KaRNa hume,
shayad humare naam se,,
Gand phat jaye aur Kaam ban jaye
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A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
.œI thought It was MONEY.
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A Fact.......!
What is the heaviest burden of life..................??????
"AN EMPTY POCKET"!!!!
by..
"William Kangaal"
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LIVE CONCERT AT SKY
**MUSIC MICHEAL JAKSON**
**SINGERS NOOR JAHAN,NUSRAT FATEH**
**POETRY BY FARAZ**
FREE TICKET LENE K LIYE
APNE KAREEBI SWITCH MEIN UNGLI DE DAIN
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American Agency Black Water K Khilaaf Hum Nay Aik
Agency Banany Ka Socha Hai.
You Are Requested To Join Us Our Agency Name Is
"Soda Water" :-)
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what is lv..............
whn sm1 broke ur heart dat is lv
nd most amazing thins is dat u still lv them wid the broken pieces of heart......
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Hellow Friends
How r u i hope u will
Be Fine Listen 2 me Carefully
I like Friends Would u like Friendshp
With me.
So I m waiting
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Bibi ney ik Kuta pala
Moti Moti Ankho wala Lambi Lambi Muncho wal, Mehloon Mein wo rehta tha, English wine Pita tha , Khata tha wo Sonf Spari
Name tha us Ka Asif Zardari.
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koi mujh ko le chalay mere sheher main
kia khoob zindgi ho gi mere sheher main
baarish kay baad geelee mitti ki khushboo
saanson ko mehkati hai mere sheher main
saath yaaron kay ghumna shaam kay baad
kia khoob yaariaan thin mere sheher main
kia khub hai ye mulk jahan main aan basa hun
per wo baat nahi yahan jo hai mere sheher main
aik dil ruba ka piyaar mujhey khainch laya hai
we
a kuch kami na thi mere sheher main
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Musharaf gia Zardari aya
khote nal khota wataya!
ik chor geya Daku Aya
khote nal khota wataya!
Dassoo assi ki Kamaya
khote nal khota wataya!
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suno tum lout ao na.....................
woh dekho chand nikla hay .................
sitary jagmaty hen........................
hamari muntazir ankhen....................
tumen hi sochti ankhen....................
tumen hi dhonti ankhen.................,.,....
tumen wapis bulati hen...................
ye dil jab b drakta hay ...................
tumara naam leta hay ......................
ye ansoo jab b bhety hen......................
tumary dukh may bhety hen...................
barish jab b hoti hay
................... tumen ko yaad karty hen........................
khushi koe jo aye b...................
tumary bin adhori hay..................
suno tum loat aao na ....................
Plz tum loat aao na......... WS
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
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Uve got sex appeal.uve got style.uve got intelligence.uve got class.uve got the face & uve got the body & ive got the wrong number!
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You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!
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