Ulfat e Dosti me or kia mangun tere liye
Dost,
Bas dua hai k tere gher ki
.
.
Light aa jaye.
(Aameen)
Bas yaar aansu saaf ker lo,
Light aa jaye gi...:-(
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Sab kuch mil jata hai is dunya me magar,
Faqat wo Shakhs nahi milta
Jo
Bilkul time per Bijli band kerta hai,
Tu ik wari mil puttar fir dekh....:-p
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Wapda Walon se Achay to machher hen,
Dosto
Khoon to wo bhi choostay hen,
Per Bill to nahi mangtay....:-)
<(,")
)(> Hai k Nahi
_//_
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")/ Aye Kiya Bolti Tu?
<)(
_/_
(",) Aye Kiya Me Bolon?
<)(>
_/_
(,")/ Sun!
<)(
_/_
(",) Suna
<)(>
_/_
(,")/ Teri Light Aa Rahi hai Kiya?
<)(
_/_
(",) Oh Tu Ny kiya Pooch Liya..
<)(>
_/_ Aray Aati hai Jaati hai, Her pal satati hai,
Tension Barhati hai or Kiya...!!
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Tum per Rozay farz kiye gaye hen,
Jesa k tum se pehli Ummaton per Farz kiye gaye thay.
Is liye
Marro mat,
Bijli us waqt bhi nahi thi...:-)
From:-
WAPDA
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Dil me bhi "Gaaliyan" deny se "Roza"
Toot jata hai..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
From "WAPDA"...:-)
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Soya hua Insaan pani ki boondon se bhi
Jag jata hai,
Lekin,
Soi hui Quom ko jaganay k liye,
.
.
.
.
.
.
Load Shedding kerni perti hai..
From : KESC
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Ek buzurg kisi mehfil me gaye to
sab logon ny un ka mazaq urana shuroo ker dia..
Buzurg ny kaha :
"Dekho ham faqeer log hen,
Hamara mazaq na uraao.."
Log khoob hansay, Achanak un sab ko
nazar ana band ho gaya, Yaani wo sab andhy ho gaye..
Ab to un sab k qadmon me gir gaya or kaha :
"Baba ji hamen maaf ker den.."
Buzurg ny joota utara or sab ko ek ek mara
or kaha :
Kameeno!
Light chali gai hai,
Koi generator chalao,
Mujhy khud nazar nahi araha....:-)
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Garmi k mousam me Bijli se
tang awaam ny kaha :
"Sun raha hai na tu,
Ro rahy hen hum"
Bijli ny jawab dia :
"Bhula dena mujhy,
Hai Alwida tujhy,
Tujhy jeena hai mere bina"
Awam ny kaha :
"Ham tery bin ab reh nahi sakty,
Tery bina kia wajood mera"
Bijli :
"Asaan nahi yahan bijli ajana,
Awam ko bila waja khush ker jana.."
.
.
.
.
.
From Pakistani Ashiqi 3...
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Ulfat e Dosti me Aur kia Maangoo
Teray liye Dost
Bas Dua hai k Teray Ghar ki
"LIGHT NA JAYE"
Aameen
Bas Yaar Aansoo saaf ker
Light Aa Jaye gi...:-)
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Her Raat gham-e-tanhaai,
Her Shaam teri yaad aai..
Laakh Tujhy bhulana chaha,
Us se barh ker teri Yaad aai..
Tujh se koi Ummeed bhi wabasta nhi,
Iss dukh se meri Aankh bhar aai..
Logon ne poocha Ashkon ka sabab,
Bas Mujhy kehna para...
Subha ki Light gai hai,
Abhi tak nhi Aai...:(ha ha ha
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Ye khamoshi
ye Tareek Raatein
ye Doobty huye Arman
ye Jalty Diye
ye Bujhti Sham'en
ye Kuch or nhi
sirf
Beghairti hai
WAPDA or us k Qabeely ki....
(".)_____;
(__//\\_
BIJLEE
Kab aaye gi?
Raat 2 bajy ki gai hai,
Ab tak nhi aai,
Pata karo kahan hai ye?.....:-)
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Germi bohat hai,
/
!''!
!''!
''''
Apple juice ka dabba bheja hai,
.
.
Just 4 U
.
.
.
Khali hai..
.
.
.
Phoonk mar ker "Patakha"
baja lena..
Mast Hawa Aaye Gi....:-) :-)
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Khuwahish se nhi girty phal jholi me
Waqt ki shaakh ko hilaana ho ga
.
.
Kuch nhi ho ga K.E.S C ko bura kehny se
Apny hissy ka kunda khud hi lagana ho ga..
.
.
.
----------!--------
/
(;:)/ Oye dekh k bata
// kon se taar me
_//_ light aarahi hay..:-)
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Wapda walon se ab jan churaoo jana,
dil ki basti mein koi deep jalaoo jana,
aisi mehngai mein ab yun guzara ho ga,
bhook jub zor ki lagy to sar(head) mera khaoo jana.
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Technology ki jung:
Google ne kaha:
1 word likho hazaron result dunga..
Wikipedia bola:
1 word likho hazaron pages dunga..
Internet bola:
Mere bagher kuch nhi ker sakty..
Computer bola:
Tum kon sa mere bagher chal sakty ho..
Mobile bola:
Tumhary bagher chal jaye ga internet..
Charger bola:
Mere bagher tum nhi chal sakty..
Ye sun k bijli hansi or boli:
AAWAAZ NEECHYYY...:-)
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WAPDA MAN.
Bijli Bnd krny ki Niyat:-
Niyat Krtà Hön Me
3 Ghanté Light Band Karné Ki
Wasté Hukömàt K
Zülm Ghrèéb Awàm Pr
Hath Merà Switch Ki Tärf
"O GAI".
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