26 Apr 2013

Best Punjabi sms

Hussan ki taup ka gola mara, Tera kakh 

Punjabi Shayari

Hussan ki taup ka gola mara, tera kakh na rahe.
Tujh pe gir jaye qutbi tara, tera kakh na rahe,

Banking council waley teri har shay qarqi kar dain,
Charh jaye tujh pe qarzaa bhara, tera kakh na rahe,


Sardi andar neher ke banney, sari raat khalotey,
Tu na aayi, laya laara, tera kakh na rahe,

Dil ki chori ke ilzaam police ka chaapa par jaye,
Pharrya jaye tabbar sara, tera kakh na rahe,

Saari ghazal suna kar bhi nahin saarra dil ka mukya,
Saadda hai bas ikko hi naara, tera kakh na rahe..

Aaj tanha hoon to kisi ne awaaz tak nahin di

Punjabi Shayari

Aaj tanha hoon to kisi ne awaaz tak nahin di,
Kal “daig” wanddi si tey paayi ji paayi ho rayi si :D

Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr

Punjabi Shayari

Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,
But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-

Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya

Punjabi Shayari

Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass…
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass …!!!
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Students ka sufiana kalam :-)

Din ka sakoon meri raat da araam jaye

Punjabi Shayari

Jandi ae te jaye chahe meri jaan jaye,
din ka sakoon meri raat da araaam jaye,

Ik milda nai ohh jerra puchda aye haal mera,
subah tu din tey jeewain din tu shaam jaye….

Onhey Akhiya Peeni Sharab Chadd Dey..

Punjabi Shayari

Onhey Akhiya Peeni Sharab Chadd Dey..
Mahi Akhiyaan Teraa Vassa Karla..

Peeni Chadd ke Aynna dass tey sahi..
Jannat Chadke Dozakkh di Chaah kar lan..

Ohnu Peen waala Jannat nahi Chadd’da
Zindaa Aadamm di main Dastaan karna..

Onnhe Kannak toon Jannat Qurbaaan Kitti
Mai Sharaab toon Jannat Qurbaan karnnan

Bahut waar badal badal k Vekh Leya

Punjabi Shayari

Bahut waar badal badal k Vekh Lyiya Apnia Rahaan main,_
Par Pta Nhio Kyo Manzil te ta Sirf te Sirf Tu Hi Disdi Hai,

Kuj unj vi rahavan okhiyan san

Punjabi Shayari

Kuj unj vi rahavan okhiyan san.
Kuj ghal vich guman da tuog vi si
Kuj shaher dy log vi zalam sen.
Kuj sanu maran da shok vi si.

Bartan lohay de kadi tut_day nai

Punjabi Shayari

Bartan lohay de kadi tut_day nai
Maali kadi apne baag nu put_day nahi

Tut janday kadi kadi khoon de rishtay
par rishty sachi dosti de kadi tut_day nai,

Apna dard wadha lyna

Punjabi Shayari

Apna dard wadha lyna
Us nu fair bula lyna

Apny ap nulabhan lae
Apna ap gawa lyna

Sab to wakhra ho ky ty
Sab nu yaar bna lyna

Jangle rasta awy ty
Maa di ik dua lyna

Us dian galan kr ky v
Us da naam luka lyna

Chyti kr ky hr kam wich
Har ik kam wadha lyna

Lokan to wakh hoky ty
Apna shaher wasa lyna

Shah G usdi khatire v
Us to dhoka kha lyna

Airhostess faislabad di si

Punjabi Shayari

Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??
Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:
Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.
Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada
Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.
Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.
Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..

Changey tusi vi ho

Punjabi Shayari

Change tusi v ho te mare asi v nhi..
mohlay ch tusi v ho te sarka te asi vi nhi..
jado puchia khnde ho busy ha ta vehle asi v nhi…

Dil tutdy tutdy tut jandy

Punjabi Shayari

Kadi Mehak Nai Mukdi Phullan Vichon
Phul Sukdy Sukdy Sukk Jandy.

Koi Qadar Na Jany Pyar Di
Dil Tutdy Tutdy Tut Jandy…

Koi Mool Nia Jug Te Rishtyaan Da
AY Chutdy Chutdy Chut Jandy..

Kadi Pyaar NAi Mukda Dilaan Wichoon
Saah Mukdy Mukdy Mukk Jandy..

Payar wich judai na hondi

Punjabi Shayari

Ya rab kadi payar wich judai na hondi.
Meri apni mohabat prai na hondi.
Loki kenday meno paghal meri ayni roswai na hondi.
Meno pta honda to aona nahi se kash mein dil di mehfil sjai na hondi

Bulla ki jaana main kaun

Punjabi Shayari

Na maen moman vich maseetaan,
Na maen moman vich maseetaan,
Na maen vich kufar diyan reetaan,
Na maen paakaan vich paleetaan,
Na maen moosa na pharaun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun.

Na maen andar ved kitaabaan,
Na vich bhangaan na sharaabaan,
Na vich rindaan masat kharaabaan,
Na vich jaagan na vich saun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun.

Na vich shaadi na ghamnaaki,
Na maen vich paleeti paaki.
Na maen aabi na maen khaaki
Na maen aatish na maen paun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun.

Na maen arabi na lahori,
Na maen hindi shehar nagauri,
Na hindu na turak peshawri
Na maen rehnda vich nadaun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun.

Na maen bhed mazhab da paaya
Ne maen aadam havva jaaya,
Na maen apna naam dharaaya
Na vich baitthan na vich bhaun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun.

Avval aakhir aap nu jaana,
Na koi dooja hor pehchaana.
Maethon hor na koi siyaana
Bulla shauh khadda hai kaun.
Bulla, ki jaana maen kaun

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