Best Husband and Wife

Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook

and Make Food Myself For A Month,

What Will You Pay Me..?

Husband- I Wont Have To Pay You,

You will Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

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hasband or wife apas me lar rahe thy k un ka bacha kis sy ziyada piyar karta h

Unhun ne chek karny k liye chop kar pathar marny ka socha bacha abu kehta h k ami

unhun ne pathar mara or intezar kia bacha bola kera h kuthi da puthar

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Hubby Ke Birthday Par Wife Ne Pucha:

Kya Gift Dun ???

Hubby: Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano…

Yahi kaafi hai…!!

Wife: (Kuch Der Soch Ke) Nahi Main To Gift Hi

Dungi

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Husband: Agar mujhe lottery lagi toh tum kya karogi…?

Wife: Aadhe paise le kar Hamesha keliye may ke chali jaungi

Main bhi khush aur aap bhi khush

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Husband: 20 Rs. ki lagi hai… ye le 10 aur nikal

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Husband : Janu Tumhari Neck Pe Ajeeb si Cheez Lagi Hui Hai Jisy Dekh Kar Khoof Ata Hai

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Wife : Vo kya ???

Husband : Tumhara Mun!! ;p ;D

Husband: sir meri wife kho gai hai

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Postman: Yeh post office hai police station nahi..

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Husband: ohh sorry..!

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Saala khushi k mare kaha jaau, kuch samjh mein nahi aa raha hai

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Old is gold.

Dost: Biwi se jhagda hua tha na solve hua kya ???

Santa: Haan meri biwi Ghutno pe chal ke aayi thi mere pass

Dost: Ohh Kya bola???

Santa: Boli palang ke niche se bahar nikalo .

Ab nhi marungi

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Wife : barabar wali harr month baad apne husbnd ke sath 10 ,

10 din ke liye ghoomne jaati hai. Aap kbhi le ke gye ??

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Husbnd : Qasam se , mene to 3 , 4 baar bola magar maani hi nhe !  

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Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.

Kisi ne pocha kese jala?

Admi bola:

wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko

chorrne station gaya tha khushi

main train ka Engine choom liye

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wife : Ghar nahi aa sakti..

Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai..

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After 1hour,

SHe calls back : Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi.

Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha.

Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji.

Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai.

Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,

ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.   =D

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Patni: aap cigarette mat piya karo, bohot badbu aati hai.

pati ne cigarette pina chhod diya.

Patni: aap paan, gutkha mat khaya karo daant kharab ho jayenge

pati: ne paan aur gutkha khana bhi chhod diya.

Patni: aap bike dhire chalaya karo, kahi accident na ho jaye

pati ne bike dheere chalani shuru kar di.

Patni: aap apne baal thik se rakha karo, acche nahi lagte aise.

pati ne apne baal thik kar liye

@…2 saal baad…@

Patni : Ab aap pehle jaise nahi rahe… :p;D

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Tum bohat haseen ho,

Wife: Choro Naa,

Husband: Tumhari Aankhein bohat khoobsorat hen

Wife: Choro na G

Husband: Tumharay Baal Uff Kia Ghazab k hen,

Wife: Choro Na Janu,

Husband: Tum bolti Bohat Acha ho,

Wife: Aray Choro Naa,

Husband: Itni to Chor Raha hon, Ab aur kitni choron

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Wife- i will die.

Husband- i will also die.

Wife- Why do you want 2 die?

hasband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

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Badsha ne Elaan krwaya k Shadi Shuda Mard 2 lines me kharre hon.

1 line me wo jo BV se darte hen 0r

1 me wo jo nhi darte.

Darne walon ki lambi line thi.

Jb k na darne walon ki line me 1 Aadmi tha.

Badsha ne us se kaha: To aap BV se nhi drte. Us ne kaha: Pata nhi g.

Muje to Bv keh gai hai k is line me kharre rhna warna tangain tor du gi!

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Wife: Zara Mujay Apna Mobile Dikhana.

Husband: Wait,

Us Ko me on To Kr Lu.

Delete Videos

Delete Pictures

Delete Private Folders

Delete Nmbers

Delete All Messages

Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete .

Format Memory Card .

Yeh Lo… .

Wife: acha 10 Baj Gaye Hn… Bs Time He Dekhna Tha, THnX