Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?
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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don"t make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
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Har Lal rang red nahin hota,
Har Insan bad nahin hota,
Kaise kahoon par sach hai ki har koi aapki tarah
MAD nahin hota.
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Taste this SMS
Did u feel the taste of ginger?
Nahi?
Bandar kya janey adrak ka swaad..!
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How much is 1+1 = ?
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Bataoo Na
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Are you looking 4 answer?
SHAME ON YOU!
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Morning News
Scientist all over the world r wondering how long a human can live without brain.. Kindly tell them ur age
Thr"s a meeting @ mental hospital all nurses, doc, attendants r present but meeting has not started bcoz the patient is still busy reading this SMS
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Sorry to inform u that u have a brain problem.
Your brain has 2 parts: Left and Right.
The left has nothing right in it & the right has nothing left in it.
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Shaam hoti hai ye dil udaas hota hai,
toote khwabob ke siwa kuch na pas hota hai,
tumhari yaad usi wqat bohat ati hai,
bandar jab koi as pas hota hai.
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